Believe it!

Weather.
It is plotting against me. I promise.
First, it was this, back in March:
Météo.
Il est en train de comploter contre moi. Je te le promets.
D'abord, c'était cela, en Mars:

I could go barefoot in shorts in snow because it was warm. Yay!!!!
Then, there was thunder and lightning every night. Yippee!!!!! (But cold.)
Then, there was wind. Yay! I love wind! (But still cold.)
Then, it was warm. Super Yippee!!!!!
And then, it started to rain Dip N' Dots! (Hail)
Je pouvais marcher pieds nus dans la neige en short parce que il faisait chaud. Yay!!
Puis, il y avait tonnerre et les éclairs tous les soirs. Youpi!! (Mais froide.)
Puis, il y avait du vent. Yay! J'adore vent! (Mais encore froid.)
Ensuite, il faisait chaud. Super Youpi!!
Et puis, il a commencé à pleuvoir points Dip N '! (Grêle)

And that wasn't it. Oh no, we needed SNOW on May 1st and 2nd! 2 inches! And it was cold again.
Then, it began to warm up, and we were hopeful.
And now it's getting colder...
This, my friends, is the other shoe dropping. Plummeting through the floor and into the basement. I'm thinking: What's this thing about The Greenhouse Effect? Huh? I don't think so... :)
Et ce n'était pas ça. Oh non, il nous fallait de la neige sur 1er et 2 mai! 2 pouces! Et c'est encore froid.
Puis, il a commencé à se réchauffer, et nous avons bon espoir.
Et maintenant, il fait plus froid ...
Ceci, mes amis, est «l'autre chaussure chute."
:)